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2005-09-02 - 9:21 a.m. take a picture, it lasts longer I knew the guy was weird when he barged onto the elevator in front of me. I always stand to the side and make sure there’s no one exiting and then go in. Mr. Weirdo barges right in and hits his floor and then proceeds to stare at me. Staring right at me, in the EYES, staring, with his back almost to the doors, and now I’ve backed myself against the opposite wall and am pretending to be very interested in my iPod. Then it occurred to me to make eye contact with the guy. I mean I could feel his beady little eyes burning holes in my person! So I looked right at him. And it didn’t faze him one bit. He just kept on staring. So I made a face that to me I thought conveyed “whatthefuck” and dude didn’t care! He continued to stare! It was the longest 10 floor ride ever. I am warning all my pals. He's totally got a staring problem! Be on the lookout for the staring guy! I just heard an awesome interview on Jerry Springer’s show on Air America with the mayor of New Orleans. He’s pissed, and rightly so. He was yelling and swearing and there is pain in his voice. You know things are fucked down there when even Joe freaking Scarborough is calling the response inadequate. This was in my eyes, a PR slam dunk. A gimme. It wasn’t even political to begin with, and W could’ve really gained in the polls if he’d at least made it look like he gave a fuck. But no. Dude takes 2 days to even acknowledge what’d happened. Those poor people. Those poor, poor people. made by: sundaygirl |
